Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.

"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"

"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"

"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"

"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"

"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"

Posted on 14 September with 35,345 notes
hp

We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy.

Posted on 14 September with 7,490 notes
hp

and that’s how son got schooled

“Being a Slytherin is about knowing the time.
The time when you need to be brave.
The time when you need to be clever.
The time when you need to be nice.
Being a Slytherin is having all of these.”
— (via slytherin-geek)

[insp]

Posted on 12 September with 6,996 notes

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

→ Forget stardust, you are iron


Apologies for the late acceptance letter. Or maybe you were taking classes all along?

Apologies for the late acceptance letter. Or maybe you were taking classes all along?

Posted on 5 September with 13,800 notes
hp

witchboyish:

aries: goes to amusement parks alone
taurus: punk and charitable 
gemini: gets headaches when they see 3d movies
cancer: cute narcissist 
leo: wears dad pants
virgo: likes to stick lit matches up their butt
libra: can name all the members of the beetles and hates themselves
scorpio: eats raw onions 
sagittarius: selfish and beautiful
capricorn: has a hoard of ketchup packets
aquarius: shares their mcdonalds fries, is cool
pisces: acts like a goon

THEME ©